In the beginning

In the beginning was the Modern Cat. And so it was that the Modern Cat made her countenance shine upon me, and she said:


So it came to pass that I unpacked my box of paints, my brushes, my palette knives, my gesso, my gun stapler, my drop sheets, and all my other accoutrements, and cast from mine mind all psychological remnants of the vile behemoth whom had taken away all mine confidence last year... and I got busy.